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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.