What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!