Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.