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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

People Jokes More People Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains