Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.