What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!