What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents