What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!