What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents