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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents