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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.