What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!