What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.