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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window