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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

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What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU