What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*