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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against