Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady