Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems