Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!