Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod