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Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.