Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window