What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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It floats.

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A bad Habit.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore