Because it's dead.
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They both can't reach really far.
Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!
Cause they're dead!
He felt dinosore.
He couldn't make hands meet.
He says Tyrannosorry.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Dinomite
He had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm sorry.
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Dinosore
Because he's extinct
Because he's a Wino-saur!
Dino-sore
He is small arms dealer
You get a dino-sore.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
OC Dino-sore
A dino-sore
Tie up their hands.
To catch her false teeth.
Shaking hands.
You don't.
Cause they're dead.
Because it's extinct.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
In a God Dam House!
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Nana boo boo
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
A small arms dealer.
Russell.
Three on three.