T Rex Jokes

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant