T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Two bits!

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The police held an inn-quest

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My Zipper.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!