T Rex Jokes

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!