Because it's dead.
They both can't reach really far.
Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!
Cause they're dead!
He felt dinosore.
He couldn't make hands meet.
He says Tyrannosorry.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Dinomite
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Dinosore
Because he's extinct
Because he's a Wino-saur!
Dino-sore
He is small arms dealer
You get a dino-sore.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
OC Dino-sore
A dino-sore
A leperd
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
An empty playground
Cross country
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
He only had Ein Stein
Mitosis
Toes go in first!
It failed the Smaug test.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Edifice Rex
A keeper
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
