Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct