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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct