Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.