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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!