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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!