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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore