Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Just order them without liver.

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They're not black... And they're not people.

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Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Non-habit forming

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.