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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.