Why was the United Nations concerned wh...

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.