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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.