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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why did my husband die?

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He used a Sea-saw.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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They make rotten friends

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He threw his arm out.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

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Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.