What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...