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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Smoker Jokes More Smoker Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...