Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.