Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Sir, she came in with you!

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The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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To remind them why there's no money in it

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People keep ripping me off.

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One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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On their bunnymoon.