Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe