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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.