Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!