Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.