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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour