Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.