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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour