Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.