Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour