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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!