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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Oz Jokes More Oz Jokes

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Yellow Brick Road Jokes More Yellow Brick Road Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.