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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.