Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.