Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!