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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.