Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits