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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.