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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"