What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.