What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"