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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

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Submitting a stool sample.

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Urine for a surprise.

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You Yourself &amp Urine.

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It means urine business.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.