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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.