What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.