Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Submitting a stool sample.
A defetus
The Janitor
Urine.
They both got accepted to Yale.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
His grades were below sea level
They refuse to have liters.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
It was a poultry amount
He accepted eternal returns.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Ur-ine!
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
A handshake
Because today's April full!
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
The satisfactory.
None, that's a Facilities problem.
Ewe haul.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
Please step out of the vehicle sir.
Read the label.
Oprahs Black
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
It reads "Small medium at large."
They tell you.
They are both dead...