Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Submitting a stool sample.
A defetus
Urine.
They both got accepted to Yale.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
His grades were below sea level
It was a poultry amount
He accepted eternal returns.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Ur-ine!
A droid
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
I see my ex came by.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
Hey look, we have the same IPhone case
Ew.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
A Dell.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
They tell you.
Ewe haul.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
All of its servers were busy
A wake-tress
