Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
It's a pilot's life for me!
Submitting a stool sample.
A defetus
The Janitor
Urine.
They both got accepted to Yale.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
His grades were below sea level
They refuse to have liters.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
It was a poultry amount
He accepted eternal returns.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Ur-ine!
A wake-tress
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Tell him your plans.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
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The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
At the stock market
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
M'Hearty
It's not hard
Boxing Midgets.
Short tempers.