Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What was the first joke ever written?

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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A urinal cake.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Derpentine.

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan