Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Urinal Cake Jokes More Urinal Cake Jokes

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.