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Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Sweepstakes.

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The sweepstakes.

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Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Must have Asian parents.

Where does a one-legged woman work?

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept