SUPPLIES!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
My supply was short.
The Ohm Depot.
They lack the element of supplies
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Health insurance
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Head.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
It was a polar bear.
The white bear, because it's polar
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Joan of Ark
How many did it take last year
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
