Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis