Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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