Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.