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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.