Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!