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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."