Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!