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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.