Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.