Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.