If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
A A milk truck.
All the cows have horns
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because they lactose.
Madame
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
A buck an ear.
Shiver me timbers!
Loafers.
It hurts when IP.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Try to disable sticky keys.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
A triathlete doesn't go both ways.
You use test tickles
