If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
A A milk truck.
All the cows have horns
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
I think this is a set up!
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Beep repaired...
His wounds always heel.
Hell if I know
Rhinos R Us
A knock-knocktopus.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Ja-scusi.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Leave my provolone!
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
She puts it on her bill
