If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
A A milk truck.
All the cows have horns
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
ARE YE READY KIDS!
A buccaneer!
Loafers.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
They were his best fronds.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Because they were neckromancers
The gluteus maximus
He liked his rhinos sunny side up.
Elephino.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
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