If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
A A milk truck.
All the cows have horns
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
That's not my stile.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
The duck say when he bought lipstick?
Because their lipstick
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
A PearlJam
They're stuck at C for years
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Denim, denim, denim.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
He missed the rains down in africa
Roll a penny down a hill.
Loafers!
Loafers.
