If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
A A milk truck.
All the cows have horns
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
Because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
A borkmark.
Beep repaired...
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
We abuse
A Finnish line.
Subwhey.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Ja-scusi.
Y NO LEGS!
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
