Horn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Tire-less

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Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

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An udder failure!

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins