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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!