Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey