What happens when a cow jumps over barb...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Udder Destruction Jokes More Udder Destruction Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.