What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow