Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Udder Destruction Jokes More Udder Destruction Jokes

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction