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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.