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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!