What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!