Udder destruction!
To get back to Mexico
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Because he was hooked on worms.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Velrow
A Wookie mistake!
So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.
Because he got cold feet.
The cow jumped over the moon.
He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!
Cause Tony Scott did it first.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Utter udder shudder.
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Because he was mortall.
An asymptoad.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Geronimoo!
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Hopscotts.
Pier pressure
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The elephant of surprise.
The kernel was looking for him.
John Treevaulter.
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
So far, so good.
SUPPLIES!!!
As developing children their knee grows.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Because it had no guts.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
B/c it's painful and not required
The dime had more cents.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
So they won't step on the fish.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Froglights!
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Because the SeaWeed..
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Urine over your head!
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
To stop getting wet!
He didn't jump high enough.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Me: Because I'm a plumber
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
The Czech bounced.
An udder disaster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Supplies!!!!!!!!!!
I'M BREADY TO DIE
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A nice hare cut
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He was suicidal.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because a house can't jump.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Supplies!
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
Par**ty.
A Brick.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Depressing. **crickets**
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
I'd tap that.
So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Wanna go swimming?
They love to swim in gold coins.
