Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!