Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!