Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!