Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!