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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!