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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation