What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...