What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...