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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...