What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

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