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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.