What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.