What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!