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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees