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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!