What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude