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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!