What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade