What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.