Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Frodo-genic
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Hire a hitman
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
