Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.