Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Chicken Caesar Salad
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
PNC
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
