What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!