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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.