What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"