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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.