Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.