Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!