Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!