Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.