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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.