Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!