Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.