Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.