Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.