Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off