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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.