Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.