It was a Thai.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
For being out standing in his field.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Handsfree
Nuuks.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Walking
Being 5 foot 6
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
The lesser of two weevils.
In a football match, the best team wins.
Because they rain supreme.
Orange is the New Black
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Tsar Napoleon.
The feet.
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because his home was a maze thing.
Because he was inuit to win it
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
Depends on who wrote the script.
It's a Nguyen-win situation.
Because he's two radical.
It's a fugazi.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
Because he ran ahead.
Because they can only count to 3.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Because they are cheetahs.
They combined for 16 paws.
It was the first to Sago.
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
A cab.
Walking.
They had baron.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
By crossing the Finnish line!
He knew a short cut.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
The octopus because it is well armed.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Winning the game tournament!
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Having legs.....
The Sixth German Panzer Division
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Chicken Tenders.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Cheers, mate.
They turn off their Xbox.
She goes to the bathroom.
Because 0 1 2
Because he will always fold.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because they recognise Ty won
He took stEHreroids
By spending a large fortune.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
The constellation prize.
A peng-lose!
Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
He turns off his Xbox.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
You turn off your playstation.
Turn off the Playstation.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
America.
Using saxitoxin.
The 7th Panzer division
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
2016
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
The sweepstakes.
She was the beast of the show!
Game, *Set,* and match.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
No pun in ten did!
The Game
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
He turns off his xbox.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Society.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Giant Fish Tanks.
Welsh Fargo.
Inuit.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
I told her that drinks were on the house
I don't have 2020 vision.
For the watch
They're all about force projection.
He lost his sense of humerus.
Laughing stalk
Hindsight is 2020
