Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.