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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa