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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!