What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.