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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa