Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!