Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...