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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.