Why did the dolphin run away from home ...

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)