It lost its porpoise.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
Endorphins
Because Habeas Porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Dolphout
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Serving dual porpoises!
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
It's not a too-nah!
It lacked porpoise.
Because he ate too many crabs!
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
All porpoise flour.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
Flipper coin!
All-porpoise cleaner.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
They just click you know
By sea-mail.
He whale-d
With a porpoise.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Hey! You did that on porpoise!
He prawned everything!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Chili CON Carne!
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Because red means stop D
A joggernaut.
Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight
He has a flashing light.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because they lacked porpoises.
A squid pro quo.
Squid Pro Quo
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Endorphin
Because they don't cut corners.
Little Caesar's