It lost its porpoise.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
Endorphins
Because Habeas Porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Dolphout
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Serving dual porpoises!
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
It's not a too-nah!
It lacked porpoise.
Because he ate too many crabs!
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
All porpoise flour.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
Flipper coin!
All-porpoise cleaner.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
They just click you know
By sea-mail.
He whale-d
With a porpoise.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Hey! You did that on porpoise!
He prawned everything!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
At the whale weigh station of course.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
The line at KFC.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Podcasts.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Industrial Metal
Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
He was looking for Pooh.
WITH JUST ICE!
I Scream.
