Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.