Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking