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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.