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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.