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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters