Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies