Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment