What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...