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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.