What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.