What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.