What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise