What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.