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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.