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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.