What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.