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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them