What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.