What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im