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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.