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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer