What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"