What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.