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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son