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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.