What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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They both deal with checks and balances.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.