What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...