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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.