Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!