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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.