Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.