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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.