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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.