Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.