Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.