The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
A brief case.
In their trunk!
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Because he ate his carrion.
I rest my case.
All their luggage is carrion.
Luggage full of goals.
Carrion.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
He was Travelling Light
Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Moped
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Alaska
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Does it matter?
Planck!*
Because Happy Hour ended.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
San Andreas fault.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.