Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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