Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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