Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant