Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.