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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.