Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....