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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.