Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!