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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.