He felt his presents.
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Don't you Leia finger on her
A Toyoda.
Because he always uses the force.
Six foot force
A Toy-Yoda
Ewoks
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Char-Jar Binks
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Toyodas
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Valhalla.
UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU
He was playing with a cheetah.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
More than you can shake a stick at
On their fingers
It popped a wheelie.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
They both look good hanging from trees
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
A sticky Wicket.
Because they have to use their Endor voices.