Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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He calls a head hunter.

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A seizure salad.

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Because they were using a Berner Phone.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael