Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes More Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...