Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

Toyoda Jokes More Toyoda Jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda