Luke Skywalker Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks