Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.