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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.