Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What does Mrs. Pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit