Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves